L: [ab]normal activities going on up in here.
Posted: November 14, 2012 | Author: L | Filed under: A Bunch of Random, Music, That's Dumb Wednesday, Uncategorized | Leave a comment »You miss me and my ridiculousness? Ohmilanta I’m so flattered. In that case, here are some things you probably didn’t really want to know about.
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First, I have recently discovered I love this song and next year on the night of September 21st [see lyrics if you are confused] I would like something interesting to happen. Then I can actually relate to this Earth, Wind & Fire song. So make something happen, people. Make it happen. MMMk?
Secondly, on the right is a very blurry picture of what has become my uniform.
- Skinny jeans [preferably in some floral fabric that really should just be curtains]
- riding boots [the preppier the better]
- sweater
- no jewelry
AND TA-DAHHH!! Now you know my secrets. Isn’t that, like, the most LIFE ALTERING information you’ve ever received?
I knew it would be.
Also, the messiness in the background is for real. I’m what you would call, oh, a person who doesn’t mind living in a pig sty. I’m rather un-domesticated when it comes to being neat and tidy.
THIRD[ly?], I found this daisy by a bunch of leaves the other day on my walk home. I think the daisy is slightly confused. WRONG SEASON, daisy. WRONG SEASON! Better luck surviving in May, girl.
That’s all I have time to write. I have, ya know, a real job.
you’re so vain
Posted: September 19, 2012 | Author: L | Filed under: A Bunch of Random, That's Dumb Wednesday | Leave a comment »Because I’ve been “busy” and boring and, well, mostly lazy, I haven’t posted in a while. Seriously, though, nothing very interesting is happening in my life. However, many exciting things are happening at church. Which sorta makes up for my uninteresting life.
{Seriously, I’m the most boring 19 year old you’ll ever meet. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. As many evers as Taylor Swift sings in her new song. And, no, I haven’t actually listened to it. I am that girl who quotes lyrics to songs that she hasn’t actually listened to. Congratulations, you officially know someone who is that lame}
ANYWAY.
I just came to tell you that I got my hair colored. I’m growing my hair out for no real reason other than I want to double check that I don’t like having long hair {who does that?}.
I went to the salon today. Here’s the picture I took minutes after my dear sister colored and cut and dried and curled my hair:
And that, dear whoever is reading this super short, super lame post, is all I have to say.
Because I’m so vain that all I talk about is my hair. My HAIR, people. My hair. And that is dumb.
C: Nail polish and Walmart
Posted: August 23, 2012 | Author: C | Filed under: A Bunch of Random, Summertime, That's Dumb Wednesday, Uncategorized | Leave a comment »I know. By the title you’re just slightly lost. The only real connection they have is that Walmart sells nail polish and that we Sea Foam Girls help them out by taking multiple colors home to doll ourselves up.
But here’s the story.
Yesterday L and I were running errands at our famous Walmart (we also realized that almost every time we go into town we usually end up there… we’ve got some issues). I picked up some cosmetics, got a new grey nail polish, met up with L who had just pulled out some paint chips to try a new craft thing, and after getting a few picture frames we headed towards produce.
*So far, great story, right? I know. You’re on the edge of your seat! Just hold on*
The first few items we grabbed really have nothing to do with the good part of the story, so I’m just skipping over them. {sorry boring food items}
I then guided L towards the cream cheese area. No, I’m not kidding, I really did guide her. She was on her phone doing something and I literally had to tell her she needed to stop because “this is where the cream cheese is!”. So I dropped her there and headed for some Orange Juice (something I always love).
So I was strolling along, blah blah blah, and then *crack/splat*…. < that’s the sound I heard, just in case you didn’t catch onto that.
At first I didn’t know where it came from! Honest. So I took a step only to realize something was on my toe. I looked down and there it was –
Multiple puddles, a cracked glass bottle, and a newly decorated grey foot. No. Joke.
I BROKE THE NAIL POLISH!
I stood there in shock, almost like I had walked upon a dead body — ’cause you know, I’ve done THAT so many times!
Eventually I called over to L for help, and then she went looking for some Walmart employees that could help us. It felt like I was standing there forever, just waiting for her to come back with help on its way…
I never wanted to be that person. You know, the person that makes a mess of something in a store and has to embarrassingly stand there while the worker cleans it up??? But now it’s me. Hooray.
{At least I didn’t just walk away from my mess — right, J?}
So that’s my story. I hope your Walmart stops have been far more successful than ours.
L: On this Wednesday..
Posted: April 11, 2012 | Author: L | Filed under: That's Dumb Wednesday | Leave a comment »It’s not quite 10:15a (which means I haven’t been awake for two hours yet, BTW) and I’ve accomplished SO MUCH.
- I have accidentally hung up the phone on someone.
- I have forgotten the person’s name that I’m talking to. (which is just plain awkward by the way. “Thanks, Mr… uh, yeah, ok have a nice day!”)
- I spilled coffee on my clean jeans. FAIL.
- I poked myself in the eye.
- I have walked into a door… twice.
How’s that for dumb?
C: Running. Wait, what?
Posted: March 21, 2012 | Author: C | Filed under: A Bunch of Random, That's Dumb Wednesday, Uncategorized | 3 Comments »We were never very athletic.
We’re the people that go to kick a soccer ball and somehow manage to completely miss it, even though we gave it our all. Or the kind of people that when we I actually make a basketball hoop we I scream at the top of our my lungs because we I finally got it…
I mentioned said skillz in this post briefly, but Sister #4′s comment was by far the better part:
did i ever tell you about the time that we were learning soccer “skills” at cfa and one by one had to kick a ball down the front lawn (while the rest of the class watched) and when it was Sister #5′s turn, she went to give her ball an initial BIG kick but instead landed flat on her backside?
everyone laughed. and it was so funny.
*sigh* Good times.
I started running on Monday. Why? Because it’s good to take care of my body and stay in shape, I know I can do it if I push myself, and it doesn’t require any hand-eye coordination so let’s hope I succeed in receiving 5 stars. *But here’s hopin’*
Today I popped on (not literally) my sneakers which are still slightly foreign to me and went outside with my music playing, ready to see how far I could push myself.
The run wasn’t that exciting. And to prove it, this is my face afterwards.
[Actually, that picture was taken more like 10 minutes after I finished running. Only because --]
When I got back I was extremely sweaty, and on top of that I felt horribly ill to my stomach. So I sprawled out on the floor and waited until I felt better.
When that weird nausea thing ended I started to sit up and felt very dizzy. It’s gone now, I just really hope I’m not getting any weird virus thing… *cough*L*cough*
On another note, I’m showing who’s in control by killing all mosquito’s that come near me…
Unfortunately, it has no great effect. That’s Dumb.
L: sugar & blonde moments.
Posted: February 29, 2012 | Author: L | Filed under: That's Dumb Wednesday | 1 Comment »So, I’m not eating sugar. For a couple of reasons and if you really feel like knowing what they are you can read about it here.
BUT that’s not why I’m writing… sort of.
So, I’m not eating sugar, right? Well, about half an hour ago I was at the bank making bank deposits for my place of work. The bank ladies know I have a sweet tooth and said I should have one of their new lollipops. So I did. WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT. I don’t know if you know this or not but lollipops are kind of fill with, well, SUGAR.
I’m so stupid sometimes, guys. It took me half an hour to realize that I just ate sugar. And not just a little bit. No, it’s like a whole cup of boiled down into a syrup then molded into hard candy sugar. So a lot of it.
Duh-urrrr.
I’m, like, so smart, guys. You don’t even understand just how smart I am (NOT).
*sigh*
Better luck next time?
C: WARNING. Soup May Burn Your Mouth.
Posted: January 5, 2012 | Author: C | Filed under: That's Dumb Wednesday | Leave a comment »I broke my 3 day fast this evening after seeking and loving God with my church family 3 nights in a row. Jealous? You should be.
The excitement I had to eat was beyond ridiculous. ‘Cause I’m gonna be honest — water and juice got really boring after the first 7 hours of fasting… Anyway.
I took a cup of soup and found a seat where I could relax and [let's be real] devour my food. I had the wrong idea…. You should never ever ever ever “devour” soup.
After the first bite, food would never be the same for at least another day, if not two.
Yes. I burned my mouth on my first mouthful of food after 3 days… Talk about dumb.
What’s even worse??? When I came home I had the brilliant idea to make some hot cocoa.
But let me tell ya… The idea WASN’T so brilliant. And the consequence of this brilliant idea?
Not what I expected either.
I wish they had put a sign on the crock pot saying “WARNING. Soup May Burn Your Mouth“.
Or maybe just a sign on the exit door saying “Did You Burn Your Tongue? Congratulations. You Are Dumber Than Dumb“.
C: pathetic
Posted: December 15, 2011 | Author: C | Filed under: That's Dumb Wednesday | Leave a comment »There are only a few minutes left in the day.
It’s Wednesday, and since we have a category called “That’s Dumb Wednesday” I thought I should post something dumb.
But the fact that I’m doing it just to get another “that’s dumb” post in, is by itself quite dumb.
Another dumb thing? I listen to our so-cool-i-cannot-stand-it covers almost as much as I do to other artists.
I know. LAME. I need a life or somethin’.
L: Funny? Yep.
Posted: December 7, 2011 | Author: L | Filed under: Holidays, Music, That's Dumb Wednesday | 3 Comments »Hi.
Wanna know something dumb and funny?
J spelled Christmas wrong at the beginning of this video.
She called me Friday, right after she uploaded it, in the middle of our respective work days to tell me about “how stupid” she had been and we both just sat there laughing. J said she was going to fix it by reloading the video. But she didn’t. Which means you can watch it and laugh. Seriously. Just watch it.
L: happy winds-day
Posted: November 16, 2011 | Author: L | Filed under: That's Dumb Wednesday | 3 Comments »Good morning! I, like, just woke up. I may or may not have rolled out of bed at 9:05, grabbed my friend/roommate/sister’s car and ran to the post office and then rushed to the office. I was here by 9:20 AND I had gotten my morning coffee. That’s the way to do it. I mean, com’on, I made it to work and got my morning coffee all within the time that I absolutely need to. That’s pretty awesome.
My dear friend and co-worker says I document everything with my photobooth. I say yes. Why? Because two years from now if I no longer work here, somebody else can look through these photos and see the changes in my life. And they can see me on the mornings that I barely make it to work. Hat days, anyone? And I’m semi-smiling even in my state of semi-awakeness. Oh. You know it’s going to be a good day and they’ll know it was a good day.
But you really wanna know why it’s going to be a good day? Well, I am still getting my Bible time in today (audio Bible rocks yo’ socks off, girl!), I already laughed a couple times today, it’s a really pretty fall day, and the Lord is faithful.
Beat that (last one). Just try.
P.S. It’s pretty dumb that I still can’t wake up to my alarm clock. I mean, really? It’s just dumb.
P.P.S. Jophish, I’m not clocking in right now. Just FYI.